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that scene is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!

  • [The gang is at MacLaren's Bar with Jerry trying to figure out which club to go to]
  • Barney: Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's Club Was, there's Wrong…
  • Marshall: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
  • Barney: Oh no.
  • Marshall: Oh No shut down too.
  • Ted: There's Where.
  • Jerry: Where's Where?
  • Lily: Where's where Was was, isn't it?
  • Barney: No, Was wasn't where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?
  • Jerry: Okay…
  • Ted: Not Okay. That place is lame.
  • Robin: Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong?
  • Marshall: That's wrong. That's Not Wrong.
  • Barney: Guys, focus.
  • Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let's go there.
  • Ted: Where?
  • Robin: Not Where, Focus.
  • Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
  • Barney: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.
  • Marshall: So Closed is open.
  • Robin: No, Closed is closed.
  • Jerry: I don't know. Third base, right?!
  • Robin: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys.
  • Lily: I'll go any place, okay?
  • Ted: Not Okay. Okay is lame.
  • Robin: Okay is not Lame. Lame is a gay bar.
  • Lily: Guys, shut up.
  • Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.
  • Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?
  • Ted: Not Okay!
  • All: Okay is Lame! Gay bar!
  • Marshall: For the record, um, I was in there once by accident. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Lamé.
  • Barney: It's Hopeless, isn't it?
  • [cut to the group at a club called Hopeless]

Beckett being Beckett

  • Castle: What's the strangest pet you've ever had?
  • Beckett: You.
“A morte não é a solução, é apenas a maneira de os covardes escaparem da dor.”
—       Belle

oppa, is gangnam time!

everybody loves cats, (:

everybody loves cats, (:

“Não é algo que eu planejei para acontecer”, eu expliquei a ela.
”Quem é que planeja se apaixonar?”, a Grazi perguntou, com um dar de ombros. ”Isto simplesmente acontece. Não dá para impedir, por mais que se tente.”
—         ”Todo Garoto Tem”, Meg Cabot

NÃO LÊ. NÃO LÊ. NÃAAO LÊ. NÃAAAAAO LÊ. CARA SÉRIO, POR FAVOR, NÃO LÊ. POW ACREDITA EM MIM ? VAI SER PIOR ! NÃO LÊ. PARA. PARA. NÃO LÊ. É SÉRIO, NÃO LÊ! NÃAAAAAAAAAAAO LÊ! Agora que você já leu, me manda uma ask.

Justifique sua resposta: “Não precisa de vírgula porque Deus quis assim.” ;)

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“Preciso parar de acreditar no clichê hollywoodiano do amor verdadeiro.”
—   Amizade Colorida